{"product_id":"matte-vertical-posters-1","title":"Healthy Haleem Paper Poster","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cem\u003eFor the kitchen. For the gym bro who meal preps haleem. For whoever needs this to be true.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eHaleem is healthy. We are choosing to believe this and we will not be taking questions.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eConsider the ingredients: lentils: famously nutritious. Wheat: a whole grain. Meat: protein. Masala: antioxidants, probably. Hours of slow cooking practically a cleanse. Nutritionists have not confirmed this. Nutritionists have also never had a proper bowl of haleem with a squeeze of lemon and a fistful of fried onions on top, so frankly, what do they know.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eHaleem has been feeding South Asian villages for centuries, long before anyone invented the word \"superfood\" and started charging twelve dollars for a smoothie. Villagers knew. Cook your grains, cook your meat, cook them together until they become something greater than both. Something thick. Something that slides warm down your throat and lands in your stomach like a hug from someone who actually means it.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThis print is for the ones who eat haleem at breakfast and call it discipline. Who order it during a diet week and consider it a reasonable decision. Who know that the spoon pull that long, slow, glorious stretch is one of the most satisfying things a human being can witness.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eHealthy Haleem. It has lentils. That's enough.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eProduct Details:\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e.: Made with museum-grade archival paper for excellent printing fidelity and vibrant color reproduction\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e.: Paper weight: 175 g\/m² (Sensaria and Prodigi), 189 g\/m² (Printify Choice)\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e.: Find the perfect match to your customers' needs with 46 available sizes\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e.: For indoor use only\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e.: Please note: Due to the production process of these posters, please allow for slight size deviations with a tolerance +\/- 1\/16\"\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"8\" x 10\" \/ Matte","offer_id":47380472201379,"sku":"72779434052792169241","price":15.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"16″ x 20″ \/ Matte","offer_id":47380472234147,"sku":"10591833711848958703","price":19.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0743\/5157\/5203\/files\/2.png?v=1772805951","url":"https:\/\/tarkatones.com\/products\/matte-vertical-posters-1","provider":"Tarka Tones","version":"1.0","type":"link"}